Unhandled Runtime Exception

NarwhalIntegrityError: LIMPHORN condition detected in horn structure
    at NarwhalHorn.validateStructuralIntegrity (narwhal-core.js:247:15)
    at SVGElement.handlePointerEvent (dom-events.js:1842:9)
    at ValentineCard.renderNabila (valentine-app.js:89:23)
    at RomanticGestureEngine.initialize (romance-engine.js:456:12)
    at CutenessOverloadProtocol.boot (cuteness-protocol.js:12:5)
    at index.html:1:1

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Error Details:

  code:           "LIMPHORN"
  severity:       "critical"
  hornStiffness:  0.04  // Expected: >= 95.0
  isPastelGradientIntact: true
  cutenessLevel:  127.3  // Still acceptable
  valentineDayReady: false

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/**
 * LIMPHORN is a terminal condition affecting narwhals when their
 * horns are too limp.
 *
 * Symptoms include:
 *   - Loss of structural rigidity (critical)
 *   - Inability to maintain vertical orientation
 *   - Drooping or sagging appearance
 *   - Emotional distress in affected narwhal
 *
 * Treatment:
 *   - Application of emergency support splint
 *   - Therapeutic fish snacks (preferably salmon)
 *   - 24-48 hours of rest in calm ocean waters
 *   - Consultation with marine veterinarian
 */

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